Wot's a Mullet

So you've come here reckoning a mullet was a type of fish. Well just for you misinformed lot we had a chat with Raylene Murchison, from Rays Hair Studio, one of the most reknowned mullet cutters in Australia, and asked her to let us in on really 'WOT'S A MULLET & HOW TO CUTTET'

'Well as you'se all prob'ly aware, yer mullet is THE grousest cut in the 90's. Wot a mullet basic'lly is is short on top, short on sides & rool, rooool long on back. And there's heaps o' variations from just yer regular kneck warmer. You'se can dye or perm ya tips. Or you can tie it in some plaits or a pony tail or you can even grow yaself a nice curly puff o' hair at the front. This is sometime called a reverse mullet. Get it, it's back to front, it's reverse. Hey and all you'se chicks, don't despair. You'se can get yerself a femullet. Swell, ey?!?'

Well. There we go. That's what a mullet is. Thanks Ray. You took the words right out of my mouth.